| What's all the hubbub? |
[May. 25th, 2012|10:14 am] |
I'm not dead...yet. I'm just rare these days, seeing as I'm in extreme poverty, will soon be homeless and have no reliable access to the Internet. Or to money, as it turns out.
I'd do porn, but no one wants to see that. I even close my eyes when I shower. *sigh* |
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| Who the fuck is Milo? |
[May. 19th, 2012|11:52 am] |
This is actually a little too close for comfort. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, INTERNET! |
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| No, be even more ham-handed--that's good TV |
[May. 15th, 2012|10:34 am] |
I've tried watching the last two episodes of "Glee," but both times it was just Ryan Murphy standing there masturbating for 42 minutes. Anyone else notice that?
I guess I'll watch the finale, but someone seriously needs to take that show out behind the barn and shoot it.
In other TV news, I've been watching old episodes of "NewsRadio" and again pretending that Maura Tierney is my girlfriend, only now she keeps talking about how she thinks she could do better. It's very dispiriting. |
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| For the Fat Lady |
[May. 11th, 2012|10:26 am] |
I found my copy of Franny and Zooey.
Oh Franny, I love you so much.
This is an unhealthy book for me to read. |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 7th, 2012|10:27 am] |
Hello Internet.
I have no connection to you again. I'm trying to correct that, but your gatekeepers are being quite unhelpful. They run ads for super low deals on the outdated television set, but when I check their websites no such deals are available. It looks like I'm going to have to breakdown and actually talk to an even more unhelpful human being to get access to you again.
I am sighing, Internet.
Hope to see you soon,
fitz |
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| My Little Gang War |
[Apr. 27th, 2012|07:38 pm] |
Say what you want, but Bronies may be the best fandom of all. (Overlooking the really, really creepy porn. *shiver* What the hell is up with that, anyway?)
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| Of hamsters and men |
[Apr. 26th, 2012|01:10 pm] |
Jilted boyfriend feeds ex's hamster to his dog
Okay, I know there's nothing funny about this story. I'm not vegan for health reasons. I'm sympathetic to the suffering of animals.
That said, am I alone in giggling over the visual of a man holding a knife to a hamster's throat? This is the kind of thing friends and I would say as a joke. "Gimme 32 dollars or I'll kill this hamster!" Make it into a whole "Dog Day Afternoon" type thing, holding the police at bay for hours, people picketing, carrying signs with The Dramatic Hamster on them.
This is how my mind works. I make no apologies! |
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| O foolish heart! |
[Apr. 24th, 2012|10:08 pm] |
So I just watched a couple episodes of "Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23" and, despite the awful title, I liked it.
But then, I might be biased because Chloe (Krysten Ritter) is just the type of woman who makes me believe in voodoo. It's true. The look, that hair (so cool), the immorality, the casual cruelty, the self-involvement...all of it puts a spell on me and leads me like a moth to a flame...a horny moth to a sexy, sexy flame.
Also, I'm pretty sure that's how I'll picture Janet from The Magicians from now on, only with Louise Brooks' haircut. Which really isn't far from how I imagined her before, honestly, but the wardrobe will be more modern and less 1920's flapper.
She'd leave me broke and brokenhearted, but it would be worth it. |
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